Mommy Says ...

I cannot believe I have said these things recently:

- No, you cannot try to brush Sabrina's teeth. Remove your toothbrush from her mouth.

- Why are you dipping your oranges in the gravy?

- Do not put pepper in your applesauce.

- It is 2 a.m. You cannot watch Barney.

- It is 2:05 a.m. You cannot watch Elmo either.

- It is 2:10 a.m. You cannot watch Baby Einstein either. (Have I ever mentioned how persistent Catherine is?)