Recently I have heard myself say:
- Do not put a dog collar on your sister!!
- Why is your mattress in the bathroom?
- You cannot eat baked beans with your hands. That is why I gave you a spoon.
- You can hold Minnie Mouse on your lap, but stop chewing on her nose.
- Do not use the cap to the water bottle as a cup. That is ridiculous. It is way too small.
- I have no idea where your Barbie doll is, I barely know where my car keys are.
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