Things I have said recently which were totally appropriate, in context:
You have to put your hand through the sleeve before your elbow. Now you are stuck. I am sorry, but this will hurt trying to get your folded up arm out of your sleeve so you can wear the shirt properly.
Who put (the stuffed) Mickey Mouse in time out? (just imagine the stuffed animal sitting on the floor with its nose in the corner - I really wish I had my camera then)
Do not pick your nose at the dinner table. (Pause.) Let me rephrase that. Do not pick your nose at all.
Do not hit your sister with the tomahawk. OK, you can hit your sister with the tomahawk, but not in the face.
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