Saturday, December 5, 2009

Mommy Says ...

Things I have said recently to my children:

- Stop! Just because it comes in a tube, does not mean it is toothpaste.

- Don't stick a q-tip up your nose.

- Did you just eat something you found underneath the couch? (three seconds pass) What was it?

- Who put my iPhone in the bathroom sink? (thankfully, the sink was dry)

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