Thursday, September 17, 2009

Mommy Says

Things I have said at the dinner table (which seemed totally appropriate at the time):

- Don't stick your straw in your ear.

- I have eaten a lot of yogurt and TRUST me, you cannot eat yogurt with your fingers.

- Why do you have grits in your hair?

- You cannot wash your hands in a glass of iced tea.

- We cannot call Belle during dinner.

- The question of whether you need a bath tonight is now moot.

- Six grapes is too many to put in your mouth at one time.

- You cannot drink salsa through a straw. Use a spoon.

- That's enough salt and pepper on your strawberries.

1 comment:

Thru My Camera's Lens said...

Daddy says, "Do you ever see Mommy or Daddy do that?"