Things I cannot believe that I have said recently:
- Even if you can fit through the dog door, you cannot crawl through it. It is only for dogs.
- Pretend boo-boos get pretend band-aids. Seriously, if there is no blood and no broken skin, you do not need a band-aid.
- How many changes of clothes have you had today?
- You cannot wear your Cinderella costume to Publix.
- Plastic tiaras break. I am sorry. We have to throw it out. It's not like you don't have ten others.
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