Sometimes I say things and have to remind myself that I have girls. I thought only little boys would need to hear these maternal admonishments:
- Do not chew on the tablecloth.
- Spit IN the sink, not ACROSS the sink. No wonder the bathroom mirror is so dirty.
- When you wipe yourself, the toilet paper actually has to TOUCH your skin. "Fly-by wipes" don't count.
- Stop pulling Daddy's finger. It is not funny.
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