Things I have heard myself say recently which, in context, were reasonable statements:
- Sometimes tiaras break, you don't need to cry.
- Wait ... what did you just put in your mouth? What did you pick up off the carpet and put in your mouth? OK, open your mouth wide and let me see.
- Who put my keys in the shower? No sweetie, my keys do not need a bath.
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