Things I have said recently:
- Mickey Mouse cannot take a bath with you.
- You cannot brush your sister's eyebrows with a hairbrush. Seriously. Stop. Leave her eyebrows alone.
- You cannot eat yogurt in the car seat. Absolutely not.
- Do not suck on the paint brush. It is not a lollipop.
- How did you get your diaper off while leaving your pajamas on?
- Do you see those brown chunks in your crib? That is why you are supposed to wear diapers at night. All night. Every night.
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